Who is desperately pretending to be normal, not telepathic, and also about two years Loid has also acquired an incredibly broken absolute moron of a telepathic orphan Perfect-stormed each other, and it’s beautiful. Shows up to her party covered in blood, and she kneejerk instinctivelyĬatches a flung tray with her foot, and they just … draw no inferences whatsoeverĬompetent and incredibly broken morons and they’ve accidentally Soft and cute and look out for their family, they must be a nice safe person’Īnd ‘also they’re casually and instinctively nice to me, and theyĪbsolutely wouldn’t be if they knew what I really am, but it’s sort of nice Much physical lethality do normal people have again?’ and ‘oh they’re really Marriages to reassure their brother/get their child into very specificīoth gently glided past each other’s trained/situational paranoia by virtue ofĪ fantastic combination of ‘I need a fake husband/wife right now’ and ‘how The explosion goes off in the background is how most people arrange fake Proposing in an alleyway with a ring freshly pulled off a grenade while In no way is yourįake partner actually a spy/assassin pretending very clumsily to be
Yes Loid, civil servants taught selfĭefense by their brothers can absolutely kick a grown man the full Have running car chases and gun battles with entire gangs of their patients, Morons who have no idea how normal people function and therefore haveĬompletely failed to register that the other person in this fake relationship They’re incredibly deadly, extremely physically competent absolute Started an anime called Spy x Family, and I’ve just finished Episode 2,Īnd I am immediately on board for Loid/Yor. That is their only goal in protecting murderers in their ranks, they want to be able to continue murdering people without consequence and they will throw anyone or anything under the bus to keep their complete lack of consequences intact. Because they cannot let the idea that anything they do should have consequences set into the public mind. There is nothing that a cop can do that will get other cops to break the blue line, not even shooting one of their own. He was never actually charged because the process was intentionally delayed until the statute of limitations on a misdemeanor ran out.
For nearly murdering one of his employees. The charge that was purposed was “negligent use of a fire arm”, a misdemeanor. He didn’t even lose his police certification. The shooter got to retire from being a cop without any formal discipline. It’s so bad you could suspect it was an attempted murder covered up as an accident, except that cops are just that fucking incompetent.īut the worst part by far was the fallout afterwards.
This is a stunning display of idiocy, willful incompetence, and murderous brutality. All over a tiny “drug bust” involving less than a hundred dollars worth of drugs. He was using an unauthorized weapon with unauthorized ammunition. He missed the briefing and didn’t decide that maybe he shouldn’t be part of the team going in. So he knew the guy, knew what he looked like, knew he was going to be there, knew he was arned. It gets even worse! The guy that shot the other guy was his boss.